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Why Lelaki Kahwin Lambat?? - PART II

2006-05-15T10:47:00.000+08:00

Aisey terdelete email PART II, sorry no post for today! Miaahahah!

Why Lelaki Kahwin Lambat?? - PART I

2006-01-06T10:20:00.000+08:00

I got this from my e-mail.

Malaysians are getting married at older age. Why? Let me give an example. It is a little bit long example. If you wantto skip it, there is a summary at the end.

Say you are a fresh graduate at that age of 23, a male, starting a career as an Executive Officer working somewhere in KL with a salary, say RM2000 per month and without any saving in the bank. Monthly, extracting your expenditures on foods, transportation (public or motorcycle), electricity, water, phone, house rent and other expenses, say you can save about RM800 the most. Then, because you are a good son, you send some money to your parents or relatives about RM300 per month. This will give you a balance ofRM500 of saving. For the first year, maybe you are very discipline with your budget, so you save about RM5000.

The next year at the age of 24, you meet a girl of your dream. Both of you plan to get married after one year or two. Ok, that's fine, it gives you time to save some more money and some more time to prepare the basic necessities for a 'happy' family... a car and a roof to live under. That year because you are a hard worker, you get a raise of 10%. Since you are also a gentleman, you make sure some money is put aside to spend on dates and gifts for your girl, so 10% goes for her. Like the previous year, after much sweat and maggie-eating months, you save anotherRM5000. Your company is doing ok. You are paid 2 months bonus. So, another RM4000 is added to your saving. So, your total saving now is RM14,000. You decide to spend about RM8000 on a brand-new RM40,000 cardown payment. So, your nett saving that year is RM6000.

The next year at the age of 25, you are doing fine at work. But because now you have to pay for car every month, your total monthly saving is cut down to about RM400. You save roughly about RM5000 that year. No bonus that year because your company is doing poor. So, your total saving in the bank is RM11,000. Then, you decide to get engaged with your girlfriend. She said OK. So, need to buy an engagement ring. RM1500 is spent on ring plus 'hantaran pertunangan'. So, your nett saving that yearis RM9,500.

The next year at the age of 26, you get promoted. Yoursalary now is 1.5 of your starting salary at the company. Good news! You think. "Ok, this yearI will get married". You also are 'gersang' already.

So, you ask your fiancée "How much is the dowry(hantaran)? "She says, "Berapa-berapa yang u sanggup". You ask,"RM5000 ok?". She replies, "I okay je. Tapi my mom tu. Dia kata grad oversea macam I ni mane boleh letak rendah-rendah. Paling kurang RM10,000 tau!".

Your eyes 'terjegil', your tounge 'meleleh' and you faint on the spot."Where else in the world can I get extra money?", you say to yourself. But, because you are very determined to get married with your dream girl and in the name of love, you work really really hard that year until you are awarded "The Best Employee of The Year". You get 3 months of bonus. You also do some side business to supply ayam pencen. So, roughly your nett saving at the end of that year is RM20,000.

Ok, now you are 27 years old with enough saving in the bank to pay for the dowry. But then, come your mom saying, "Anak mak nak kawin ni mesti la buat grand grand. Kita sewa khemah besar-besar, jemput penyanyi ke artis ke sorang dua datang buat persembahan. Lauk pauk kita cater aje la ya? RM10 je sekepala. Baju kawin ko, kita sewa yg cantik-cantik dan mahal-mahal sket. Kita jemput dalam 1000 orang datang ok?"

You did a quick in-the-head-calculation, "1000 x RM10 = RM10,000, penyanyi lagi, khemah lagi, buta-buta je RM15,000!!! Tu tak masuk cincin kahwin lagi!! You say, "Mak, nak buat apa membazir-bazir duit ni?" Your mom replies, "Apa pulak membazirnya? Kau kawin sekali je seumur hidup. Biarlah buat betul-betul." You insist, "Tapi mak?" Your mom says, "Dahlah, kau jangan nak buat malu mak. Cik Tipah jiran kita tu buat kenduri kat hotel siap Dato, Datin, Tan Sri, Puan Sri lagi datang. Mana la mak nak letak muka kalau buat kenduri kecik kecik?".

Anyway, you finally get married. But, a beautiful happy life after marriage that you dream of with your wife does not last long. You have debts around your waist, interest gets higher every month, cannot afford to pay them, your wife gets tired of you asking money from her, she accuses you of being irresponsible husband for not being a good provider, blah blah blah? At the end, you two go into separate ways? You get divorced.

Problem breeds problem? Sometimes we wonder why marriage institution is failing in our country. The above example may not represent the whole phenomena in our culture, but perhaps it gives us some ideas of the problems young couple these days are facing in getting married from my perspective.

To be continued..

Tadaaaaa..!!

2006-01-04T14:53:00.000+08:00

My day is always the same!! Bored!! Bored!! Bored!! Oppss, before that, i present u my new and improved site. It is now even more new and even more improved! So please make sure to visit the all new bored site!! Enjoy!! ;p

p/s : Happy New Year 2006 & Selamat Hari Raya Aidiladha

Never Visit Your Very Rich Friend

2005-10-15T10:42:00.000+08:00

Never visit your very rich friend

Reasons why I never visit my rich friend. Once, while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and .....

Question : "What would you like to have Fruitjuice, Soda, Tea,Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?".
Answer: " Tea please".

Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbaltea,Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea or green tea ?".
Answer : "Ceylon tea ".

Question : "How would you like it ? black orwhite?".
Answer: "White".

Question: "Milk, or fresh cream?".
Answer: "With milk".

Question: "Goat's milk, or cow's milk?".
Answer: "With cow's milk please".

Question: "Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?".
Answer: "Um, I'll just take it black".

Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?".
Answer: "With sugar".

Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?".
Answer: "Cane sugar".

Question: "White, brown or yellow sugar?".
Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead".

Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?".
Answer: "Mineral water".

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored?".
Answ er: "I think I'll just die of thirst!".

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

2005-09-28T00:20:00.000+08:00

Happy Birthday 2 me!!

Today is my birthday. I'm turned 28. In 2 years, I will finally be the ripe old age of 30. I will be a full grown adult.There were no big celebration for me (never in my life, hehehe) but the fact is a lot of people greeted me this morning.. it was touching... sob!! sob!! Messages were bombarding my cellphone... and greetings from unexpected people cropped up, it was nice ;)
To those who remembered...THANK YOU! I won't delete your messages in my inbox. So, who made me a cake?? Anyone?? Anyone??

I'm Sorry

2005-08-04T03:36:00.000+08:00

I'm Sorry

Ada sorang pakcik ni, dia tak reti cakap omputih.. dia hanya tau I'm Sorry dan One, Two, Three... Seven. Dipendekkan cerita, satu hari dia terlanggaq sorang mat salleh..
Pakcik : I'm sorry..
Mat Salleh : I'm sorry too..
Pakcik : I'm sorry three
Mat Salleh : What for?
Pakcik : I'm sorry five
Mat Salleh : Are you sick?
Pakcik : I'm sorry seven...

Sekian, terima kasih.

P/S : Hampa nak soh aku update kan?? Ni aku dah update!! Heheheh.

Selamat Hari Guru

2005-05-17T01:30:00.000+08:00

Bisik-Bisik Awang Selamat
Selamat Hari Guru

Hari ini Hari Guru.Teringat Awang semasa bersekolah dahulu.

Pada masa itu ada sekolah yang menggunakan bahasa Inggeris sebagai pengantar. Ada yang guna bahasa Melayu. Ada Sekolah Jenis Kebangsaan Cina dan Tamil. Pilih sahaja ke mana hendak pergi.

Awang dihantar ke sekolah aliran Inggeris. Entah mengapa ibu bapa Awang yang tidak seberapa pendidikan mereka berbuat demikian. Ini cerita 45 tahun yang lalu. Mungkin mereka sudah nampak sesuatu.

Di sekolah itu, Awang bergaul dengan rakan-rakan yang kebanyakannya daripada keturunan Cina. Guru-guru di sekolah aliran Inggeris itu kebanyakannya bukan Melayu. Yang Melayu hanyalah mereka yang mengajar bahasa Melayu dan agama.

Awang sering bertanya kenapa. Bila sudah dewasa barulah Awang faham.
Guru-guru itu mengajar dengan baik. Seperti biasa, ada juga yang malas. Ini tiada kena-mengena dengan keturunan. Ia tentang sikap individu.

Hari ini kita dengar macam-macam kecaman terhadap guru. Tapi anak-anak yang cemerlang semakin ramai. Ertinya, guru masih mengajar.

Awang - Terima kasih cikgu.

>Utusan Malaysia 16/5/05

SAMAN?? @ KOMPAUN??

2005-04-29T00:15:00.000+08:00

SAMAN?? @ KOMPAUN??

Tarikh & Waktu : 19/4/05 antara jam 1.30 - 3.00 petang
Tempat : Antara Batu Caves - Selayang - Kepong
Penumpang : 2 orang (gege-adik lelaki & meimei-adik perempuan)
Pemandu : meimei
Jenis kereta : Kancil aku ler!!

Meimei menerima panggilan pada tarikh dan waktu yang tersebut di atas ketika sedang memandu.

"Hello mama, ha dengan abang ni tengah survey jalan.. bla bla bla.. and bla....". Ketika sedang melalui satu kawasan.. tiba-tiba.. "Najwa!!! Polissss!!". "Alamak mama, polis la... byeeeeee!!" Kereta diberhentikan di bahu jalan, pemandu diminta menurunkan tingkap dan anggota polis yang berkenaan hanya menghulurkan tangan sahaja tanpa berkata apa-apa, meimei menghulurkan lesen memandu.. Kali kedua, polis menghulurkan tangan juga tanpa berkata apa-apa.. meimei menghulurkan kad pengenalan pula..

"Tahu tak memandu sambil bercakap di telefon adalah satu kesalahan?"
"Tahu cik.. tapi saya takde handsfree, nak buat macam mana.. sorrii.."
"OK sekejap.." Polis berkenaan memeriksa roadtax di kiri cermin kereta kemudian meminta cermin tingkap gege diturunkan.
"Hei, engkau dari mana?" Tanya soalan pun macam kerek ja.. dalam hati meimei, polis ini cukup kurang ajar, tiada nilai-nilai murni dan adab berbudi bahasa.. ada ka panggei orang awam "engkau", dah la tu main hulur-hulur tangan ja tadak introduction langsung!! "Alor Setar", muka gege pun cam blurr ja.. "oOoOo dari Alor Setar, ha, engkau pun dari Alor Setar jugak ke?" soalan ditujukan kepada meimei.. "A'aa dari Alor Setarrrr...!!!", meimei pun jawab kerek2 jugak - dalam hati, "nak kena polis ni, nanti sat dia".
"Sini tinggal kat mana???"
"Ampang!!!" Kali ni meimei dah geram.
"Aaaaa? Apa dia? Tak dengar"
Bodoh punya polis, pekak lak tu!! "Ampanggggggggggggg!!" Meimei jerit (padan muka-pekak nak mampos).
"OoOo Ampang. Memandu sambil bercakap telefon boleh dikenakan saman.. bla bla bla..and bla"
Meimei jawab, "Ha saman la.. saman!!! Saya nak cepat ni, cepat la saman" Gege diam ja..
"OoOo buleh la nak saman ni? Betul ke?"
"Ha, buleh sangat aaaiihh, saman la!!!" Silap orang la polis ni, lawan pun ngan budak.. polis ni pun muda lagi cam budak baru ja.. kalau betul la dia saman terbang la duit!
"Ha ok tunggu sekejap ye.." Polis yang kerek tu p kat kereta peronda dia, tah apa dia buat lama sangat.. discuss ngan member dia sorang lagi kot.. Pastu dia p kat meimei.. "Ni IC ngan lesen awak, nanti surat saman kami akan hantar ke rumah ok." Meimei sebenarnya dah byk kali kena saman, bila seseorang anggota polis tu nak saman orang on the spot dia akan bagi surat saman suruh kita sign, ni siap bagitau nak hantar ke rumah pulak unless kalau speed trap logic la jugak.. lantak dia la, nak test ja kot!!
"OK terima kasihhhhhhhhh!!! Bye!!" Meimei jerit.

Moral : Berbudi Bahasa Amalan Kita!! Tapi kalau orang tu tak berbahasa, apa patut kita buat?? Stupid policeman!!

PERINGATAN : Skrip di atas adalah benar2 belaka seperti yang diceritakan kepada penulis.

CT's concert

2005-04-09T22:30:00.000+08:00

Siti Nurhaliza @ Royal Albert Hall London

Two Thumbs Up for Siti’s outstanding concert!! She's beautiful, talented and superb!! As a Malaysian, I am extremely proud of the fact that Siti was the third Asian to have a solo concert in the ULTRA Prestigious Royal Albert Hall, London on the 1st of April, 2005.

The concert went well and she was also invited to perform there for the second time! Isn’t that amazing? I’ve never actually considered myself as a Siti fan but I'm so proud when Malaysian do have something great to offer to others just like Siti Nurhaliza. If you have the guts to visit her official website at http://www.sitizone.com you will be surprised about her outstanding achievements. OK, back to her concert in London, even she spoke Malay most of the time, she grabbed the audience attention by her powerful performance.

If you wanna read the full story of her concert, please read Utusan Malaysia (8/4/05) okay?? Or you can visit my fotopages where I copied from others.. hehehe.. and let the pictures do the talking. Enjoy!!

SUCCESS STORY

2005-03-23T01:00:00.000+08:00

SUCCESS STORY: Grad proves there's money in agriculture
By M. Hamzah Jamaludin (NST - 22 March 2005)

Mohamad Hatta Abd Halim has a message for unemployed graduates: There is money in agriculture. In a good month, the diploma-holder in computer science takes home about RM4,800 from tapping rubber on his 12ha family smallholding, as well as selling freshwater fish.

He earns about RM2,800 from the sale of patin and tilapia from cage-culture farming in Sungai Pahang near Kampung Teluk Ira, where he stays.

The rest comes from tapping rubber, which now fetches a good price in the international market.

But the 26-year-old's story of financial independence only began last year, after three years of futile pursuit of white-collar jobs that never came his way.

Last year, the Pahang Skills Development Centre graduate managed to get a temporary job for several months, but had to join the ranks of the unemployed again when the company closed.

It was then that he decided to look towards what he knew best for a living.

"Rubber-tapping is some- thing I grew up with.

"I started doing it in secondary school and it is something you never forget," he said in an interview.

Hatta is not ashamed of dirtying his hands to earn a living.

"There is nothing to be ashamed of.

"My father himself has been a rubber tapper for a long time."

His younger brother Ahmad Afendi, 23, who just left Universiti Utara Malaysia after completing a degree in economics, is also helping their father at the smallholding.

So, too, are younger brother and Sixth Former Mohd Hafiz, 19, albeit only during the weekends and school holidays.

Hatta is acutely aware that many graduates will not warm to the prospects of tapping rubber due to constraints like the forbidding hours and the smell of dried latex.

He also has to wake up at the crack of dawn and tap rubber until 11am under the sweltering sun.

After that, he tends to his fish, which thrive in seven cages in the clear waters of the river.

"This is another good source of income as many restaurants here and in Kuala Lumpur prefer to serve freshwater fish, especially patin from Temerloh."

Hatta currently supplies an average of 50kg of patin and tilapia every week to an agent in Kuala Lumpur.

The fifth of 10 siblings and his two brothers are, however, the only ones still in the traditional family occupation.

"My other siblings prefer to work in offices, which they say is more glamorous!"

But Hatta's the one laughing all the way to the bank.

Result PTD

2005-03-15T23:45:00.000+08:00

RESULT PTD

No. Kad Pengenalan : 123456789012
Nama Penuh : AZMERA BINTI ABDUL RAZAK

Dukacita anda GAGAL Ujian Khas Memasuki Perkhidmatan Pegawai Tadbir dan Diplomatik yang telah diadakan pada 29/01/2005.

FYZA on front page The Star & Berita Harian

2005-02-25T05:15:00.000+08:00

FYZA on front page The Star & Berita Harian

The Star - 16th February 2005

Tam Tam, Tim Tim & Tum Tum

2005-02-15T01:45:00.000+08:00

Tam Tam, Tim Tim & Tum Tum

Disember(sebelum Aidilfitri) - Aunty tinggalkan Tam Tam, Tim Tim & Tum Tum kat rumah Maktok sbb diorang satu famili nak pergi umrah.. Kesian Tam Tim Tum.. Tapi takpa, Pak Ku boleh tolong jagakan makan minum..

Februari (sebelum Raya Cina) - Aunty balik kampung kononnya nak ambik Tam Tim Tum, dah lama tak jenguk, anak-anak pun rindukan Tam Tim Tum.. Sampai ja kat rumah Maktok, aunty & Farzana berlari ke belakang rumah, Hafeez & Haneef pun mengekoq.. Pak Ku dah start kereta nak lari dari situ.. Sampai ja kat blakang rumah, "Mak.. ni bukan Tam Tam Tim Tim Tum Tum". (o") "Haaa? A'a la Ana, ni mesti Pak Ku punya kerja.. nanti dia". Aunty pun bgtau la kat Maktok Tam Tim Tum were replaced with another "Tam Tim Tum".. Aunty punya la geram.. Maktok rileks ja..

Dipendekkan cerita, Tam Tim Tum dah mati mungkin sebab terkena racun lalang.. Lagipun, Pak Ku slalu dok racun rumput & lalang kat blkg rumah, mungkin angin bawak racun tu ke tpt Tam Tim Tum.. So, Maktok dah risau Tam Tim Tum dah mati Pak Ku bg la idea suruh beli yg lain.. Pak Ku ingat budak2 ni ok ja bila tengok "Tam Tim Tum", tapi tak sangka pulak budak2 ni dpt bezakan antara Tam Tim Tum & "Tam Tim Tum".. Poor Pak Ku, mesti teruk kena marah.. Ana & Aunty really sad sampai menangis.. heheh!!

Pak Ku - Maktok's assistant (kononnya maid la ni.. seorang lelaki, buleh buat semua kerja termasuk pergi market, driver, pembantu rumah, tanam pokok, siram pokok, but he's quite clumsy)

Tam Tam Tim Tim & Tum Tum - what da ya think? they were RABBITS!! I tell ya, these rabbits were really cuteee!! Poor rabbits.. May God bless them.. ("/)

PTD

2005-02-01T02:50:00.000+08:00

PTD

Utk pengetahuan korang, Sabtu lepas (29/01/05) aku attend ujian PTD. Kertas soalan very the tough one dan ada 5 papers started from 9 am to 4.30 pm. Skop soalan meliputi pelbagai bidang akademik, bacaan dan pengalaman seseorang.. so, bukan calang-calang orang boleh lulus ujian ni.. Ok, jom kita tengok soalan apa yang keluar masa aku ambik exam hari tu..

Seksyen A (45 minit) - Pengetahuan Am mengenai Malaysia dan alam sekeliling

- Kerajaan Negeri & Tempatan

- Mahkamah (Tinggi, Persekutuan, Sesyen)

- Komputer & ICT

- Adat Temenggung & Perpatih

- Pilihanraya

- Sukan Komanwel & Negara Komanwel

- ni je yg aku ingat.. yg lain tu ada soalan ttg YDPA, PM, Hakim, Ketua Audit Negara..

# Kesimpulannya, calon-calon yang peka dengan perkembangan semasa akan mendapati soalan-soalan ni mudah untuk dijawab. Tujuan seksyen ni adalah untuk mengukur kesedaran calon-calon terhadap perkara yang berlaku di dunia sekelilingnya pada amnya dan Malaysia khasnya. So bahagian ni aku main tenyehh ja sbb masa ambik STPM dulu ada la blajar subject Pengajian Am tapi mana la nak ingat fakta-fakta penting pasal negara... muhuhuhu

Seksyen B (45 minit) - Daya Menyelesaikan Masalah

Bahagian ni kena selesaikan masalah menggunakan kemahiran logik, menginterpretasi data & konsep-konsep matematik. So bg yang dah lupa asas-asas matematik cam aku ni susah la skit nak jawab, nak mengira pun tak sempat sebab soalan dia terlalu panjang dan masa pun tak cukup.. pastu ada jugak penggunaan graf, jadual, konsep algebra dan geometri.. sama dengan sukatan SPM.. sebab soalan multiple choice, kita tembak ja.. ehehehe!

Seksyen C (35 minit) - Pengertian & Kefahaman terhadap esei-esei

Bahagian ni ada 4 petikan (2 BM & 2 BI).. alahh cam korang ambik paper BM & BI masa SPM dulu la.. Tujuan bahagian ni untuk menguji kefahaman & pengertian calon terhadap petikan-petikan berkenaan.. so kalau petikan BI tu kita tak faham, nasib la.. sib baik soalan multiple choice!

Seksyen D (1 jam) - Esei Bahasa Melayu

Jawapan adalah berdasarkan pendapat yg disusun dengan jelas, teratur dan munasabah. Objektif utama adalah untuk mengukur daya kreativiti dan kebolehan calon dalam penguasaan bahasa Melayu.. so nak tau kali ni isu apa yang dikemukakan? heheh..

- kebaikan kad kredit

- keruntuhan akhlak & masalah sosial

- isu pengangkutan awam

# aku jawab soalan no. 2 sebab senang nak digoreng.. panjang esei lak 300 - 500 perkataan.. kalau budak2 SPM mesti lebih terer dari aku..

Seksyen E (1 jam) - Esei Bahasa Inggeris

Isu kali ni dia nak pandangan kita tentang sesuatu masalah mengenai isu semasa.. Objektif utama sama juga cam BM.. mengukur kebolehan calon dalam penguasaan bahasa Inggeris. Soalan yg keluar kali ni.. taraaaaaaa...

- advantages of ICT

- snatch theft

- highway issue

# i'm not hoping to pass the test actually becoz i'm not ready.. jawab exam pun cam gamble ja, siap main tembak2.. 70% of Section B aku main tembak ja sbb malas nak mengira.. essays lak grammar lintang pukang camana nak score.. kui kui kui.. so bg sapa2 yg nak ambik test ni dinasihatkan be prepared before u sit for the exam.. tahun ni SPA panggil 30 ribu calon dan dia nak ambik 300 calon sahaja.. saingan lak terlalu sengit.. dan yang paling penting skali esei BI.. bila dah score yg tu baru SPA ambil kira section lain.. so camno tuh??

Think about it!! TRUE??

2005-01-08T04:30:00.000+08:00

Think about it!! TRUE??

Guys n gals.. i got this from my email.. fikirkan sejenak..

.: LUNCH TIME :.

Lelaki

1. Waktu lunch, jalan ke tempat makan
2. Sampai kedai makan, masuk
3. Ambik Pinggan
4. Letak nasi
5. Letak Lauk
6. Ke kaunter, Bayar nasi dan air sekali
7. Makan
8. Habis
9. Balik Opis or
10. G surau

Perempuan

1. Waktu lunch, jalan ke kedai makan
2. Perhatikan orang waktu jalan
3. Sempat mengumpat dulu
4. Sambil jalan betulkan tudung, tgk baju sendiri, tgk kaki
5. Tengok baju orang lain, especially yang cantik dr baju sendiri
6. Sampai kedai makan, jenguk-jenguk dulu
7. Ramai orang, cari kedai lain
8. Jalan lagi
9. Dah puas hati.. masuk..
10. Survey lauk dulu 2, 3 minit
11. Cari-cari pinggan, ambik pinggan
12. Belek-belek pinggan, bersih ke?? tak bersih? ..eeeeiiii..
13. Dah puas hati, ambik nasi
14. Ambik nasi cedok sikit-sikit
15. Tak sah kalau tak cedok 2/3 kali
16. Buang balik nasi banyak..
17. Tak puas ati, banyak lagi.. buang lagi..(tinggal sejemput)
18. Godek2 sikit nasi dalam pinggan 2 minit
19. Carik lauk. Survey dulu keliling meja. Tengok sana, tengok sini
20. Jenguk dlm bekas lauk, ambik kuah sikit
21. Jenguk bekas lauk lain, ceduk kuah sikit lagi
22. Jenguk lagi? Sambil tu tengok2 orang, jeling-jeling
23. Ambil lauk
24. Pusing lagi
25. Carik sayur pulak!
26. Ambik sayur selepas survey dan keliling 2 minit
27. Ke kaunter bayaran
28. Tengok-tengok nasi dlm pinggan
29. Berbisik ngan kawan "alaamak byk la aku ambik"
30. Sampai depan kaunter "Berapa?"
31. Bukak dompet.. belek-belek celah kad-kad bank, celah kad-kad nama, celah gambar-gambar...
32. Keluarkan duit ...
33. Buat isyarat mata ngan member (sbb nasi mahal)
34. Bayar. Berdiri.. masukkan duit baki
35. Tutup dompet. Ambik nasi
36. Tinjau-tinjau tempat duduk
37. Jumpa tempat duduk.. alamak kotorlah, alamak ada lalatlah!!!
38. Cari tempat duduk lain
39. Jumpa. Duduk..
40. Alamak. Air tak order lagi
41. Tinjau-tinjau, carik org order air.. sambil tangan betulkan tudung
42. Order air
43. Bangun
44. Ambik sudu
45. Duduk
46. Bangun
47. Ambik Tisu
48. Duduk
49. Air sampai
50. Belek dompet (Step tadi)
51. Bayar
52. Tutup
53. Minum air
54. Start makan
55. Tengok-tengok orang sambil makan
56. Makan separuh.. kenyang
57. Sebab dah minum air
58. Letak sudu, letak garpu
59. Pinggan tolak tepi
60. Borak-borak kater makanan tak sedap
61. Ngumpat-ngumpat.. tgk orang.. gelak-gelak..
62. Pukul 2, naik opis
63. Ambik beg makeup, g surau!!!!

:. No wonder women are more complex than men emotionally .:

My Hectic Day!!

2004-11-30T04:25:00.000+08:00

What a hectic day!!

Lamanya tak menulis.. bukan ape, malas!! Lepas raya, demam! Baik demam, batuk lak! Biler batuk tak brenti, malas nak buat kerja PLUS malas nak tulis blog ler - hehehhe! Lagi pun takde cerita yang menarik untuk distorykan.. hari ni takde ape nak buat.. so i wanna tell u guys about yesterday.. here's the story..

5.00 am

Bangun tido! Bayangkan Sunday morning bangun kol 5am, otak pun blur-blur skit! Nape bangun kol 5 pagi? Sebab nak g KLIA 2 fetch my sis, Najwa! Baru balek holiday dari Brisbane (Brisbane-KLIA 5.15am), dia pegi Gold Coast dengan family aunty (mother's side) - hmm seronok la dia dpt berjalan sakan! Pastu keluar rumah lepas Subuh..

5.55 am

Sampai stesen ERL Putrajaya. Ha, kaunter pon tak bukak lagi.. aper lagi, beli tiket kat mesin tu la.. pastu dok la sorang2 tunggu train.. takut gak sbb gelap.. 1) takut hantu.. 2) takut org jahat kidnap ke.. buat bende jahat ke.. heheh!! Train dtg pukul 6.26am.. sementara tunggu train tu.. dok la melangut sorang sorang!

6.26am

Dlm train dok melangut lagi, sambil tu dengar one couple ni (steward n stewardess) tengah borak2.. they exchanged hp numbers (aiii ngorat ke cik abangg?).. Pastu tengah mengelamun dlm blur-blur tu.. train pun brenti.. aper lagi.. turun la! Dah keluar dari train.. tengah jalan nak pegi kat lif, baru prasan.. 3 org je yg turun.. Dalam dok blur-blur tu, baru tersedar.. "Alamak.. aku turun kat SALAK TINGGI laaa.. aarrggghhh". Suppose last station, Putrajaya-Salak Tinggi-KLIA! Ape nak buat, dah nasib! Tu la, sapa suruh mengelamun! Terpaksa la tunggu train pukul 7.00, buang masa betul! Pastu terus message kat Najwa, kena gelak giler! Tunggu la kat situ sorang2.. gelap lak tu & busuk.. Bau busuk rumput & lalang basah! Tatau la kot2 busuk mende "lain"! Hehehehe!

7.05am

Sampai ja KLIA, dari jauh dah nampak Najwa ngok ngek dok sengih sengih!! Dia tengah tengok TV, family aunty dok jauh skitt.. baru ja duduk sebelah Najwa, terus kena peluk.. "Kak Ngaaahh... rindunyaaaaaa! Muahhh! Muahhh!" I know she has been missing me so much! Muaaahh!! Pastu terus la bukak cerita pasal Gold Coast, bla bla bla!!

Then pegi jumpa aunty and uncle - borak2. Their flight to Alor Setar pukul 1.15pm, flight Ija (their daughter - my cousin study kat Jogja) to Jakarta (KLIA-Jakarta-Jogja) at 10am.. byknye transit, sian Ija! Pastu aunty ajak breakfast tapi takleh join sbb lepas ni nak g Ampang lak.. ruginyeee!

9.15am

Dah sampai rumah & nak tido! Tengah baring2 tu, Najwa ajak borak2 lak.. sabo je lah! She was so excited and wanted to tell me all about Gold Coast, but hey I need 2 sleep!! Arggghh, so tak jadi tidoq lah, dengaq dia dok bercerita... Suddenly, "Weii minggu ni nak balek tak? Tiket tak ambik lagi la". Minggu ni plan nak balik kampung - yea yea!! Telefon abg Azrie (abg ipar) nak bgtau nak p Ampang for laundries, dia tengah servis keta lak... both of us tengah lapaq & pesan kat abg Azrie suruh bli nasik lemak, hehehehe!! Promised him 2 reach Ampang before 1pm sbb dia nak g Bank Negara ada course 2 weeks. Sambil tu Najwa packing barang nak bawak balik hostel, 3 full packed bags! Penuh keta!

12.05pm

Reached KL Sentral, I went to McDonald's for some meals and Najwa headed 2 MAS Ticketing - gotta split sbb nak catch train at 12.35pm. After taking away the meals, pegi MAS - waiting number 119, current number 109 & 2 counters aje yg bukak, buang masa!!

1.00pm

Tiket dah setel & we missed our train, just great! Telefon kakak ckp takyah tunggu, kensel p rumah dia, but she said "Mai la, kakak keluaq skarang p Bank Negara sat htq abg Azrie, nanti sblm pukoi 3 kakak sampai rumah". OK then! Took the next train at 1.00pm.

1.30pm

By the time we reached Putrajaya, it was raining heavily!! Terkandas kat situ tunggu hujan brenti sampai pukul 2.30 kot... alahai, buang masa lagi - perut pun dah berbunyi! Sian kat Najwa, 7 hours on flight, mesti mengantuk PLUS letih gila tuh! Sabaq sat noo, satgi kita makan nasik lemak... huarrgghh!

3.45pm

Reached Ampang (Taman Kosas-jalan paling sesak nak reach) at last, makan nasik lemak yg dah tak sedap - hentam sajalah! Sambil tu Najwa sibuk dengan laundries dia sambil cerita pasal Gold Coast - takpalah, dengaq gak la.. sambil2 gelak dengan kakak!! Kakak asked about her souvenirs - she got 2 shirts for Abg Azrie & Azhar, and mini koala bear! Kat luar started to rain & mata pun dah ngantuk tp takleh tidoq.. bila la leh tidoq ni..!! Kejap lagi nak p hantaq Najwa ke Puncak Alam, Shah Alam (kampus baru UiTM) pulak, Najwa baru nak register & on Monday (which is today) dia dah start kelas.. macam mana tu, kelas dah start tapi tak register lagi, skip kelas la.. tidoq lagi best! muoehehe! dia tinggal kat hostel, bilik dia pon tak kemas lagi mesti byk habuk, kesian kesian.. Hopefully Kauthar (her roomate dah tolong kemas skit skit).

5.45pm

From Ampang headed to Shah Alam (MRR2-Kesas Highway), heavy rain & heavy traffic!! Suruh Najwa drive pulak sbb ngantuk.. keta pun sarat ngan brg dia (tambahan barang - 2 pillows, 1 bagpack, 1 box and 1 bag). MRR2, traffic slow moving.. kalau jalan kaki lagi laju kot! Singgah KFC kat Giant Shah Alam, she wanted to have KFC for dinner & my stomach started to growl! Jalan kat Bukit Jelutong tu jammed gila sb under construction, traffic slow moving!! Arrrggghh!

7.15pm

Reached Puncak Perdana & singgah gerai kat situ, asked Najwa belikan nasik putih! Lapaq nasik ni.. Tolong Najwa angkat brg and met some of her friends.. rumah diorang dok bersepah lagi, tatau la Najwa leh rehat pukoi brapa nih, sian kat dia..

7.40pm

Bawak cam org gila headed straight to Putrajaya, lalu ikut HICOM then Puchong! Reached home at 8.15pm (laju ehhh?). Dah sampai rumah, terus makan nasik putih & kicap + ayam KFC, sedap gak!! Tapi ayam tak habis, dpt makan separuh ja sbb perut dah masuk angin.. muhuhu!!

9.00pm

Mandi2 and before i sleep, telan sebijik Panadol sbb kepala dah sakit (kena hujan & traffic jammed makes me sick!). What a hectic day.. Nite.. nite.. ZzZzZz..

So hari ni mangkit tidoq pun cam penin2.. mata pun cam blur blur.. sampai ofiss ngantuk gila ni.. helppp!! Rasa cam nak balek rumah tidoq jaa ni.. so I'm just hoping office hours will end soon.. real soon..

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri

2004-11-10T06:15:00.000+08:00

Deepavali & Hari Raya Aidilfitri is around the corner. I can't wait for the long break from these 2 festive season - 4 days to mark the end of Ramadhan. So you guys, have a pleasant Ramadhan in 4 days time & dig in the double celebrations - "Deeparaya".

I'm taking this opportunity to seek forgiveness to all who came to know me, so here goes :-

Born-to-be my ex-classmates - Bsc.(Hons) IS221 & Dip.SS10

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri, Maaf Zahir & Batin

- you guys are the best people I could have as friends.. sorry for any outspoken if terkasar bahasa.. termengata(hehehe).. termakan.. terminum.. and any ter.. ter..

My Blog Readers

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri, Maaf Zahir & Batin

- thank you for taking the time to read my blog.. I would have a long break after this (Raya!! Raya!!) and I'll c u after Raya.. ehehe!!

My Family

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri, Maaf Zahir & Batin

- abah & mama, c u soon! I'll seek forgiveness from you guys on Sunday. My sisters & brother, Maaf Zahir & Batin...!! (cewaahh macam la depa view blog nih).

My Knight

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri, Maaf Zahir & Batin

- thanks for the love & friendship. Berhati-hati di jalanraya.. ingatlah orang yang tersayang.. ceewwaaahh!! Hik!!

p/s : ESOK HARI RAYAAA... ESOK HARI RAYAAA... lagi 4 hari daaaaaaa!! ahaks!!

LAILATUL QADAR

2004-11-10T05:15:00.000+08:00

TONIGHT IS BELIEVED TO BE LAILATUL QADR!!

If the e-mail forwarded to me below is to be believed, the holy night of Lailatul Qadr falls TONIGHT, the 27th night of Ramadhan. Whether or not it is true, is it not incentive enough to try to find the "night equal to a 1,000 months or 83 years of our lives"?

PESAN JUNJUNGAN BESAR NABI MUHAMMAD (SELAWAT DAN SALAM KEATAS BAGINDA) ADALAH MALAM QADAR BERLAKU PADA SATU MALAM DARIPADA 10 MALAM TERAKHIR (HARI GANJIL) BULAN RAMADHAN.

PETUA OLEH IMAM GHAZALI DAN LAIN-LAIN ULAMA’ UNTUK CARA MENCARI MALAM LAILATUL QADARJIKA AWAL RAMADHAN JATUH PADA HARI:

I) AHAD ATAU RABU - MALAM QADAR DIJANGKA BERLAKU PADA MALAM 29 RAMADHAN

II) ISNIN - MALAM QADAR DIJANGKA BERLAKU PADA MALAM 21 RAMADHAN;

III) SELASA ATAU JUMAAT - MALAM QADAR DIJANGKA BERLAKU PADA MALAM 27 RAMADHAN;

IV) KHAMIS- MALAM QADAR DIJANGKA BERLAKU PADA MALAM 25 RAMADHAN;

V) SABTU- MALAM QADAR DIJANGKA BERLAKU PADA MALAM 23 RAMADHAN

Kata Sheikh Abu Hassan bahawa mula dia baligh, dia sentiasa dapat menghidupkan lailatul qadar pada malam yang tepat mengikut petua diatas.Berdasarkan petua di atas, insya-Allah malam qadar jatuh pada malam ke 27 ramadhan bersamaan dengan malam selepas siang 9 hb November 2004.Walau bagaimanapun, janganlah ibadat pada malam ini sahaja, carilah malam qadar pada malam-malam ganjil yang lain juga!!!!

Tanda malam Qadar ialah:

1) malam itu tenang, tidak dingin dan tidak panas;

2) siangnya cahaya matahari warnanya pucat;

3) pada malam itu malaikat Jibril akan menyalami orang yang beribadat pada malam itu dan tandanya ialah kita tiba-tiba rasa sangat sayu dan kemudiannya menangis teresak-esak secara tiba-tiba.

MARILAH KITA BERAMAI-RAMAI MEMERIAHKAN SUASANA 10 MALAM TERAKHIR RAMADHAN DENGAN BERIBADAT KEPADA ALLAH SWT DENGAN IKHLAS DAN PENUH KEIMANAN, MUDAH-MUDAHAN KITA DAPAT KURNIAAN ALLAH YANG KELEBIHANNYA PAHALANYA MELEBIHI 1,000 BULAN ATAU 83 TAHUN UMUR KITA.

Quiz

2004-11-07T05:15:00.000+08:00

Take the "What High School Stereotype Are You?" Quiz
by Angel

My Result :

Demam Raya

2004-11-07T01:12:00.000+08:00

"Demam Raya"

Wow! We are left with 7 more days of fasting.. isn't that fast? I feel like we just started fasting a few days ago & now it's like counting days to celebrate Hari Raya next Sunday.. I just can't wait for the announcement on tv!

Signs that Hari Raya is around the corner :-
* When they replace the sign on the mailbox at the post office with 'surat biasa' & 'kad ucapan'..
* Orders of kuih raya at the office.. (i just loveeeee kuih tart nenas.. eheheh)
* Everyone blogs about fasting & Hari Raya preparations - kuih raya, baju raya & duit raya.. (somemore?)
* Mega sales, pasar ramadhan, the smell of rendang in the air (hey.. mom's cooking - yummy!), the shopperholic at Jalan TAR.. bla bla bla..
* The ads on TV especially from PETRONAS! They got the best ads ever.. not just for Raya but Deepavali and CNY too..!

I just can't wait to be back home soon.. realllll soon.. (counting!! 4 days to go.. balik kampungggg! wooo woooo wooo balik kampunggggg!!)

p/s :- I'm expecting kad raya this year.. heh! So, anyone?? Eh, takyah hantar kad raya la.. I've changed my mind.. u guys can hantar duit raya pulak.. can aaahhh!!

Mind Usage Profile

2004-11-06T03:55:00.000+08:00

Mind Usage Profile

Your Brain Usage Profile:

Auditory : 25%
Visual : 75%
Left : 50%
Right : 50%

My Result :

Azmera, you exhibit an even balance between left- and right- hemisphere dominance and a slight preference for visual over auditory processing. With a score this balanced, it is likely that you would have slightly different results each time you complete this self-assessment quiz.

You are a well-rounded person, distinctly individualistic and artistic, an active and multidimensional learner. At the same time, you are logical and disciplined, can operate well within an organization, and are sensitive towards others without losing objectivity. You are organized and goal-directed. Although a "thinking" individual, you "take in" entire situations readily and can act on intuition.

You sometimes tend to vacillate in your learning styles. Learning might take you longer than someone of equal intellect, but you will tend to be more thorough and retain the material longer than those other individuals. You will alternate between logic and impulse. This vacillation will not normally be intentional or deliberate, so you may experience anxiety in situations where you are not certain which aspect of yourself will be called on.

With a slight preference for visual processing, you tend to be encompassing in your perceptions, process along multidimensional paths and be active in your attacking of situations or learning.

Overall, you should feel content with your life and yourself. You are, perhaps, a little too critical of yourself -- and of others -- while maintaining an "openness" which tempers that tendency. Indecisiveness is a problem and your creativity may not be in keeping with your potential. Being a pragmatist, you downplay this aspect of yourself and focus on the more immediate, obvious and the more functional.

test urself at : http://www.mindmedia.com/brainworks/profiler

www.kidzworld.com

2004-11-03T01:45:00.000+08:00

What Kind of GF Are You?

Do you think you're a pretty good catch in the girlfriend department? Does your BF dream of spending more time with you or is he dreading every second he has to hold your hand? Try Kidzworld's Girlfriend Quiz to find out just what kind of GF you are. You may have boys lining up down the street if you find out you're a dream girlfriend. Or will you turn out to be the ultimate nightmare of a girlfriend? Find out now!

Take the Girlfriend Quiz at www.kidzworld.com

MY RESULT!!

You're a Good GF!
As long as you keep the green-eyed monster in check, you're a good GF that most guys would be lucky to snag. You're fun, smart and sensitive - a perfect balance.

P/S : Naaahh.. I dun believe it.. do u??

Naahh..!!

2004-10-29T14:01:00.000+08:00

Naahh.. I've done it! This is my first post of blogging.. I got this skin a long time ago, but never did something with it. Things are sometimes a bit difficult to edit (di mana ada kemahuan di situ ada jalan).. sheeessshh.. ya la.. May be I am dumb, but hey - who cares.. hahahah!! Nothing should be too difficult(or everything is difficult, hehee), especially for those who do something for the first time, right? And thanx to Azni for her opinions and thoughts about my first blog.. ehehe!!

Well, anyway, for those of you who've mistakenly (or by some weird chance, knowingly) come upon my blog, WELCOME.

I'll be posting bits, pieces, whosits and whatsits of my life here. Over the next few days/weeks/months/whenever, if I have the time I'll be updating this blog with the many strange and weird thoughts and happenings that I perceive in my 20-something year old noggin. Stay and keep up, if you like.

Hmm. Not bad for a first post, I think. I shall go now (tido! tido! tido! heh) while I think of what to put in next time. Adios amigos.. Andeley!! Andeley!!